HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA

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Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That's MUMBAI

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Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting.

Both of them take time out and call their friends

on their mobiles.

Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are definitely in PUNJAB!!!

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Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and

tries to make peace.

The first two get together and beat him up.

That's DELHI

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Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting.

A crowd gathers to watch.

A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.

That's AHMEDABAD

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Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.

He writes a software program to stop

the fight.

But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in

the program.

That's BANGALORE

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Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.

A guy comes along and quietly says that

"AMMA" doesn't like all this

nonsense.

Peace settles in...

That's CHENNAI

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Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then

a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.

You are in KOLKATA

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Scenario 8

Two guys are fighting.

Third guy comes from nearby house and says,

"don't fight in front of my place,

go zumwhere yelse and kyeep fighting".

That's KERALA !

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and the best one is ....

Scenario 9

Two guys are fighting.

Third guy comes along with a carton of

beer.

All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other

and all go home as friends.

You are in Rajasthan !!!